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Wanna know true problems... Be a single dad with a daughter out in public who has to poop really really bad! Me: here take my phone, just wait out side the door and play this game! Aud: out here daddy? Me: (doing the poop dance) YES PLEASE HURRY! Aud: daddy this blue thing smells like fresh bubble gum! Mmm! Me: (vigorously pooping behind the stall door) hunny... Theres nothing in this bathroom tha.... (Sudden realization) NO! AUDREY NO! Aud: I put it back daddy im sorry... It was a toy in the baby toilet! Me: No no no no no please dont touch my phone... Eew eew please dont touch my phone. Aud: mmm your phone smells like fresh bubble gum! Today we learned that my phone still works after half a bottle of germ-x and audrey has a thorough understanding of urinal pucks.... I really need a significant other to help with these things lol!

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