We occasionally receive messages from people claiming to have never consumed any form of cannabis and yet support it for some odd reason. To the normal, weed-free human this would make no sense as there is no reason to support something that obviously is the bane of our existence. For what reason would a clear-minded individual type out nearly incomprehensible sentences blathering about unfounded cancer cures and debt destroying effects from cannabis? They simply would not, tokers are notorious liars and will try any trick in the book to deceive. What they dont realize is our minds are sharper than theirs ever will be and we are far above the influence of their delusions. After providing irrefutable proof of the death and destruction caused by dank-doing to one particular non-toking weed supporter we offered them a challenge to attend a lie detection test about their cannabis consumption habits. The results are listed below: -When asked if they know what marijuana smells like they answered NO and the lie detector determined that was a LIE. -When asked if they have ever touched marijuana they answered NO and the lie detector determined that was a LIE. -When asked if they have ever drank an extract of THC they answered NO and the lie detector determined that was a LIE. -When asked if they ever bonged or blazed on any form of hemp or marijuana they answered NO and the lie detector determined that was a LIE. -When asked if they ever injected an intravenous preparation of cannabinoids they answered NO and the lie detector determined that was a LIE. -When asked if they love death, disease, and mutilation they answered YES and the lie detector determined they were telling the TRUTH, sadly the only truth they eagerly couldnt contain during the test. Once the charade was exposed the participant became excessively aggressive and threatened the innocent administer of the test. The authorities had to be called in to haul this degenerate off to prison, where every user of marijuana belongs.
Posted on: Tue, 02 Dec 2014 02:13:08 +0000
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