We saw a lot in Florida... Diabetic socks included! I hate feeling a bit underwhelmed by this whole experience but it was an experience none the less. The glades and Big Cyprus had more wile life to offer up than most zoos and to our advantage, the crowds stayed costal. Speaking of coastal, Id ask Key West to kiss my ass, but if youve ever been there you know, it probably would and Id have a rash every 8 months for the rest of my life! If you enjoy drunks, wallet rape, bog farts, and back sweat that seems to leap off any passing pedestrian directly to you bottom lip.... By all means book the next flight out!! Oh, and make sure to bring your lipstick and blush, because if youre anything like me youll wanna look pretty while getting fffffffed by every hotel on the damn island! But hey lets skip the dramatics!! The real reason we took this trip was to spend some time together and time is what we got. Theres and ease to the swampy side of Florida and for everyone living in the concrete jungles of it all... Take a trip, enjoy how much of everything and nothing this place is all about! Stare at a mahogany tree whos branches hug the world around it, get as close as you can to an alligator without bars, or just pet a tourist. I cant say well be back anytime soon.. The weather isnt thats great of a trade off for me. But there is a lot we left untouched including a sip from the Fountain of Youth!
Posted on: Sun, 16 Mar 2014 00:22:32 +0000
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