What an incredible Saturday at the box office! White House Down, Mud, Iron Man 3, Man of Steel, World War Z, After Earth (with Will Smith), and Now You see Me. Wow. A few things however are most certain with ANYTHING we see: (1) If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long. (2) If staying in a haunted house, women will investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear. (3) Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames. (4) The Chief of Police will always suspend his star detective—or give him 48 hours to finish the job. (5) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they’re going to go off. (6) The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty. (7) If you need to reload your gun, you will always have more ammunition—even if you haven’t been carrying any before now. (8) You’re very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home. (9) Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do. (10) If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St. Patrick’s Day parade—at any time of the year. But absolutely you cam most certainly count of the fact that once applied, lipstick will never rub off—even while scuba diving.
Posted on: Sat, 29 Jun 2013 21:50:34 +0000
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