What happens to me when my wife goes on vacation: Day 1 - Breakfast: Granola Bars Day 1 - Lunch: Granola Bars Day 1 - Dinner: Leftover Spaghetti Day 2 - Breakfast: Granola Bars Day 2 - Lunch: Granola Bars Day 2 - Dinner: Leftover Spaghetti Day 3 - Forgot breakfast altogether. Day 3 - Lunch: Granola Bars Day 3 - Dinner: Leftover Spaghetti Day 4 - Breakfast: Granola Bars Day 4 - Lunch: McDonalds on the way to get my wife from the airport! Day 4 - Dinner: Who cares, cause shes home! Ill eat anything... just not granola bars and not spaghetti! Things Im thankful for: 1) My wife always cooks something that lasts before she takes off to go somewhere... like Spaghetti. Im perfectly capable of cooking, but we all know I aint cooking a whole meal just for me. Im just not going to put that kind of effort into it. Im not sure if its a coincidence or shes secretly afraid Ill starve to death if left on my own. 2) That I got that deal on Amazon for Granola bars by the case! 3) That my wife will be home tomorrow! 4) That shes not gonna see me eat spaghetti out of a china serving bowl. lol. Im starving!
Posted on: Wed, 16 Apr 2014 23:09:05 +0000
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