When I did my Spanish orals a few weeks ago my lecturer asked if I had a boyfriend. being the lazy person I am I knew if I said yes he would ask me about him and I didnt study for this oral, so I said no. I thought I had outsmarted him, I thought I had won and we could move on to a topic about food or something; I was wrong. He asked me why I didnt have one, my brain literally went blank, as I said I didnt study for this ish, I didnt have a response. I sat there and watched my A slipping away from me... then my mouth opened and out came these words Because I have a girlfriend. All activity in the room stopped, my lecturer is a staunch christian and the person invigilating the session is extremely catholic. After two minutes of perfect silence passes, my lecturer cleared his throat and asked me two more questions and sent me out of the room. So now Im gay, but I have my A so its all good \(^_^)/
Posted on: Sat, 27 Dec 2014 23:15:18 +0000