Whos heard of a Googlewhack ? A Googlewhack is a two word search which returns exactly one result on Google. Ok then, what about a Googlewhackblatt ? Aha, thats when your search criteria consists of a single word which returns exactly one result on Google It gets worse. You then get an antegooglewhackblatt ? Thats a single word which returns zero results on Google. When you think about it, its easy to come up with an antegooglewhackblatt. Just invent a new word and if there are no results, there you go, you have an antegooglewhackblatt. This morning at work (where most such nonsense is discussed) the guy that sits next to me reminded me of his idea for the ideal snack food. Its a simple enough idea. A Scotch egg, surrounded by vegetable pakora in one tasty and, no doubt, smelly snack. Of course, this product already exists, but hes given it a wonderfully simple name. The name combines both aspects of the snack into one easily remembered word. Until now, its still an antegooglewhackblatt. At some point in the future, once Googles search robots do their stuff, itll no longer be an antegooglewhackblatt, itll move onto the slightly less lofty realms of being a googlewhackblatt. Then will come the day when it returns more than one result on Google and itll be just another word. Im sad for it already and I havent even typed it yet. People of the world, I give you the Pakoregg. (Go on, Google it.)
Posted on: Fri, 15 Nov 2013 19:44:53 +0000
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