With apologies to my lovely step-daughter: An electrical engineer, a chemist and an economist survive a plane crash and end up on a desert island. They sit around despondent for a while until the engineer says: Look, things might not be so bad - I think I can get the radio working on the plane and with a bit of luck Ill be able to signal for help or at least transmit our position - we should be rescued within a week. The chemist then says: Yes, Ive been looking at the soil, its composed of guano and high in phosphates - using pipes from the crashed aircraft, Ill be able to construct a signal flare that will burn so bright itll be seen for miles - I reckon that as were below a flight path well be seen within a week The economist thinks for a bit and then jumps up excited and says: Okay... lets assume we have a boat...
Posted on: Fri, 09 May 2014 08:17:27 +0000
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