Works doing this Operation Overhaul.. essentially a Hey You, Fatty, Do this type program.. they tell you its for anything you want it to be, but we all know!!.. One of the Fitness Tests is to step up and down on a stair for 3 minutes.. Now, reason would tell you, speed mixed with endurance is the best approach to this test.. Im going for all out speed.. For one simple reason.. Mass * Acceleration = Force.. My plan is to break this puny plastic exercise step, and with it, shatter the shackles that keep obese people down! No longer will we succumb to the will of the athletic, and physically fit.. I will have my cake, and Eat it to.. Im built bigger, I cant be kidnapped, and Im Famine Resistant.. Thursday, we obese people will be one step down, and one step closer to world domination!!
Posted on: Mon, 04 Nov 2013 19:33:43 +0000