Yo Momma jokes are in: 1.Yo momma is so stupid she thought Fruit Punch was a gay boxer 2.Yo momma is so fat half of here is in a parallel universe 3.Yo momma is so fat when I pictured her she broke my neck 4.Yo momma is so poor she chased after a garbage truck with a shopping list 5.Yo momma is so fat Christopher Columbus claimed her as the new world 6.Yo momma so fat she wakes up on both sides of the bed 7.Yo momma is so hairy Bigfoot took a picture of her 8.Yo momma is so fat someone shot her in CallOfDuty and got a 5 streak kill 9.Yo momma is so ugly she makes blind kids look away 10.Yo momma is so fat she sat on the Ipod and made the Ipad 11.Yo momma is so fat she fell in love and broke it 12.Yo momma is so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye 13.Yo momma is so stupid she brought tickets...TO X-BOX LIVE! 14.Yo momma is so stupid she got hit by a parked car 15.Yo momma is so fat when she created a PS3 account the network crashed 16.Yo momma is so ugly nor Jacob or Edward want her on their team 17.Yo momma is so stupid she made an appointment with Dr.Pepper 18.Yo momma is so fat Dracula sucked her blood and got diabetes 19.Yo momma is so stupid she tried to climb Mountain Dew 20.Yo momma is so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii fit 21.Yo momma is so ugly the Kool-Aid busted through her wall and said Oh No 22.Yo momma is so old her memory is black and white 23.Yo momma is so ugly the forever alone guy declined her friend request 24.Yo momma is so stupid she brought a spoon to the SuperBowl and the fat one brought cereal 25.Yo momma is so short she Han glides on a Dorito 26.Yo momma is so hairy she stars in Donkey Kong games 27.Yo momma is so stupid she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth 28.Yo momma is so stupid she was locked in a grocery store and starved 29.Yo momma is so ugly she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares Last but not least 30.Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her!
Posted on: Sat, 09 Nov 2013 23:44:39 +0000