You collect babe number you use chick store am, Shey her mama na fowl?. You buy suya your woman chop all the meat finish you come dey smile dey chop the onion, you be vegetarian? • You dey with your guy & you dey recieve different kinds of phone calls every 5 minute, yet you dey claim say you no dey cheat on your guy,My sister, you be MTN customer care agent? • You ask a girl for what she wants, she tells you money & you dey vex, were you expecting her to say wisdom & understanding? • Your girlfriend dump you for a rich man you say she be gold digger, but your sister do the same to another guy, you give testimony for Church saying na grace of God. Bros park well • Your babe get F9 parallel for WAEC, she still dey ask for Brazilian Hair of #150.000. Abeg were she wan fix am? on top that coconut head? • You have 8 tribal marks, stretch marks scatter all over your body yet you still want a tattoo...ah ah! my friend you be zebra? • You are 6 feet tall, you still com wear 6 inches high heeled shoe...shey you wan whisper to God? • You dey snap inside different type of cars yet you expect your man to believe you are no t cheating. Aunty, you be mechanic? • You gather different girls picture for your phone & yet You expect your girl to believe you are not cheatin.. uncle, You be photographer? • He gave you an engagement ring for over five years, he never marry you, my dear you be lord of the rings? You dey pay your babe wey dey university school fees and yet you never write JAMB you be scholarship board? You are 18yrs and your sugar daddy is 70yrs and you stil dey call am BABY, my sister he should be your ANCESTOR. Your babe is licking ice cream...youre drinking pure water...pls guy are you diabetic? You claim say you eat rice, salad + chicken, but you come vomit fufu and egusi soup, Omo you be magician? You dey read dis post and you no laff you b statue??
Posted on: Wed, 05 Mar 2014 11:36:37 +0000
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