You know you are a vaulter if....... A flank is not a type of steak A flag is not something that blows in the wind A prince and a princess are not people who are royal scissors are not sharp People think you are Chinese because your hair is so tight Buns and rolls are not things you eat The thing you call a doughnut taste like hairspray You know how to make a unitard into pants without people noticing You think sweatpants and boots make a good pair You get excited when you get a new girth A 19h horse is average size You encourage your teammates to kick themselves in the face You frequently pick sparkle off your horses You practice falling for fun Your horse stays on the ground when you do a jump Your frequently on Pegasus Your barrel has a name You see someones hair style and think that would look good on my horse Your horse speeds up for you to get on Thanks for sharing Defy Gravity Vaulters! What else can you think of to add to the list?
Posted on: Sun, 26 Jan 2014 20:05:38 +0000
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