Your flight to Turkey is on the 4th day of push backs. You have had enough being cooped up in the dorms. So you convince an unnamed buddy(Savage) to roll to Norwich. Cause you are bored. And AS long as we are back in time for the plane we good. Then you meet a girl, and drive 30 more minutes to her house. Only she says. your mate cant come in. Cause I dont want anything weird to happen. So instead of saying to the girl no but thanks anyway.(never gonna happen). You again convince your unnamed buddy(Savage). Dude its ok. Just go get some breakfast. as long as you are back here in an hour. We can haul ass back to the base. Get there at just the right time. We will be ok. Here is 10 pounds Ill even buy you breakfast. So after 10 minutes of convincing him that this is a good idea he leaves. So 2 hours later, and he still doesnt return. You finally decide to take a taxi home. 109 pounds later. When you show up to base. Everybody knows. and there is a note on your TV, go see the shirt In Uniform. well just say. Staring down at the shirts desk. Seeing filled out, and signed article 15 paperwork. While getting yelled at by him, and 2 others. Was not your finest hour. When you finally catch up to this unnamed friend(Savage). His excuse is. He got lost, and his phone was dead. So he came back to base. left you in unfamiliar territory. And went home IN YOUR CAR. Lucky for you the flight got pushed back one more time. thats how you got busted in the first place. cause when they came by to tell everybody. you were nowhere to be found. And your buddies dimed you out in a heart beat. I dont know last I checked he left with unnamed buddy (Savage). Best part of this whole adventure. As you leave the shirts office. Tail tucked between your legs. 3/4s of your ass missing. The shirt asks you So how was she? was she worth it? You straighten up a little bit. Hold your head just a little higher. and reply Not sure if she is worth an article 15, but the pussy was good as hell. maybe just an LOR. Can anyone guess. What the moral to the story is?
Posted on: Wed, 12 Mar 2014 16:19:49 +0000
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