a man wanted to buy a horse but he didnt have much money. finally he saw an ad in the paper with a horse for sale at a local church for $500. he went to the church and asked the preacher why the horse was so cheap. "hes a good horse hes just been trained a bit different you see." "what do you mean?" asked the man. "well instead of the normal commands we taught him to go whenever someone says praise the lord & he will only stop when you say hallelujah!" "thats not too bad... i think i can handle that," replied the man. so he paid the preacher $500 & rode off with the horse. "praise the lord!" ordered the man. sure enough the horse took off like the wind! he was fast too! the man rode on & on & was daydreaming about what a good deal he had gotten. in fact he was so preoccupied that he ran right up on a cliff edge & almost didnt see it. "HALLELUJAH HALLELUJAH!!" screamed the man & the horse stopped right before the cliffs edge. "praise the lord!" exclaimed the man in relief.
Posted on: Sun, 25 Aug 2013 22:23:48 +0000
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