. . . and one more joke for the weekend! A guy out driving sees a sign in front of a house: Talking Dog For Sale He rings the bell and the owner, an older man tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there. You talk? he asks. Yep the Lab replies. After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says, So, whats your story? The Lab looks up and says, Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. Right away they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for over 8 years. But the jetting around really tired me out and I knew I wasnt getting any younger in dog years so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport doing undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. After that, I moved to Arizona, found a mate, had a mess of puppies, then my mate died. And now that my kids are all grown and on their own, I retired and moved here. The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. Ten dollars, says the old man. Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap? The old man replies, Because hes a liar. Hes never been out of that yard once.
Posted on: Fri, 17 Oct 2014 15:14:22 +0000
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