conversation overheard by creepy blowhard next to me on lift talking LOUDLY on his earbuds phone to god only knows who on the other end: Yeah, Ive gotta get my boat ready to sail soon...I want to get down to St. Barts and St. Kits--Im gonna hang out and wait for Demi Moore to sail by topless. (hysterical laughter at himself) and then Cameron Diaz (more laughter). Im gonna get down to my college weight and grow my hair out and wait for her... Snowboarding dudes on my left: Is he talking to you? Me (mouthing) No, hes on his phone. [biggest eye roll ever.] Consider yourselves warned Demi and Cameron.
Posted on: Mon, 10 Mar 2014 19:50:03 +0000