https://youtube/watch?v=mIQr_TrFTUk LYRICS If youve ever wondered why Disney tales all end in lies Heres what happened after all their dreams came true Mulan (Ill Make a Man Out of You) After saving China I went home alone I was feeling conflicts in my lower zone Ive been dressing like a guy for months Now Im losing all control I think I am a guy in my soul I wanna be a man Soldier 1: Ive never seen a guy so hot Mulan: Time to reinvent the new me Soldier 2: Every time he speaks it makes me want to sing (Im so confused) Soldier 1: Be quiet, or well get caught Soldier 3: Maybe one day hell screw me M: Now I really get why my nickname is Ping Ive gotta be a man Ive got the brains and the bite of females Plus the brute and the brawn of dudes I know Im ready for transformation Its time to replace all these useless tubes (Good for you) Cinderella (A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes) The prince was absolutely the only single wish my heart made Guess my wish came true But we never really talked much Before he discovered my shoe The night after we got married I recounted all of my plights Of how I fit inside a pumpkin My canines turned to coachmen Prince threw me in Bedlam that night The white jackets say Im nutty (shes nutty as a bat) Cause my clothes are sewn by rats (put some meds in her food) But their pills turn my brain to putty blarg Now Lucifers not just my cat (I AM SATAN) Their insulin puts me under Shock therapys made me insane And after years of steady frying The doctors gave up trying They stuck 2 steel rods in my brain Tiana (Dig a Little Deeper) I spent a bloomin lifetime To open my cafe Then I took a dive in 2005 Now its washed away (its all washed away) I was picked up by a chopper After four nights on my roof Now my new home is the Astrodome Cause New Orleans aint Katrina proof Ya better carry round a shotgun Or looters take your kids Ya better pee inside of jam jars Be sure to keep those lids (ew) We needed Noah but we got Bush Our savior flew away and hid Rough seas and levies, were dead Rough seas and levies, Im dead Elsa (Let It Go) There is no snow on the mountain tonight Just sulfur in the air A kingdom of greenhouse gases Only Bill Nye seems to care My town is melting, breaking off into the sea Its time I show the strength of an evil queen With Germany and Putin, too Ill free the penguins and throw you in a zoo Were going green by spilling red And if youre not dead I built a hoard of evil snowmen Were gonna take over the world Let it snow, let it snow Now Fox News will need heat lamps Let it snow, let it snow I hope you concentrate in camp (Heil Elsa) We dont care who we have to slay Let my troops march on The colds coming back and its here to stay Tiana: I sunk like a brick Cinderella: Prince thinks Im sick Elsa: Ice is melting quick Mulan: Now I have a lot of self esteem
Posted on: Wed, 25 Jun 2014 06:28:21 +0000
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