not for sensitive readers ... New and improved Shit list: (You must have experienced r or more of these) 1. The Aftershock Shit This shit has an odour so powerful than anyone entering the vicinity within the next seven hours is affected. 2. The Groaner A shit so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance. 3. The Floater Characterized by its floatability, this shit has been known to resurface after many flushings. 4. The Ranger A shit which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in a rocking or bouncing motion, but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a small piece of toilet paper. 5. The Phantom Shit This appears in the toilet mysteriously and no one will admit to putting it there. 6. The Peek-A-Boo Shit Now you see it, now you dont. This shit is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control. 7. The Bombshell A shit that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either inappropriate to shit (i.e. during lovemaking or a root canal) or you are nowhere near shitting facilities. 8. The Snake Charmer A long skinny shit which has managed to coil itself into a frightening position - usually harmless. 9. The Nororius Drinker Shit The kind of shit you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the tread mark left on the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush. 10. The Olympic Shit This shit occurs exactly one hour prior to the start of any competitive event in which you are entered and bears a close resemblance to the Drinkers Shit. 11. The Lincoln Log Shit The kind of shit thats so enormous youre afraid to flush it down without first breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush.
Posted on: Tue, 30 Sep 2014 07:31:51 +0000