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NFL rules clearly encourage customizing footballs. Otherwise, why
NFL rules clearly encourage customizing footballs. Otherwise, why have each team provide its own balls? (In baseball, only umpires handle the balls. E...

If I were the photo editor, Id have illustrated this column with a
If I were the photo editor, Id have illustrated this column with a photo of Veronica Rutledges shining face--especially as the hand gripping her Glock...

Imbecile quote of the New Year: This guys daughter-in-law gets
Imbecile quote of the New Year: This guys daughter-in-law gets shot to death by her two year-old son in Walmart, and whos he mad at? People who think ...

With the prospect of Hillary Clintons candidacy, what I call the
With the prospect of Hillary Clintons candidacy, what I call the Clinton Rules are back in effect. Anything goes. No allegation of wrongdoing, no matt...

If somebody wanted to know what the Rolling Stones were all about
If somebody wanted to know what the Rolling Stones were all about back when the world was young, you could show them this. A great version of a Chuck ...

OK, so the baseball game was rained out and I watched the big
OK, so the baseball game was rained out and I watched the big Arkansas Senate debate. Who ever said Tom Cotton was possessed of charisma, and what wer...

Am I wrong to be smitten with the gun-owning Christian woman whos
Am I wrong to be smitten with the gun-owning Christian woman whos running for Arkansas attorney general? Also, will Little Rock reporters be able to c...

The bad news is that Fred the basset hound is back on the disabled
The bad news is that Fred the basset hound is back on the disabled list. Somehow he got distracted (I suspect a rabbit) and failed to make it home fro...

I suppose Ive finally gotten too old to have that dream about
I suppose Ive finally gotten too old to have that dream about showing up at PS 12 with no pants on. Also the one where Ive got a final exam scheduled ...