sooo I have a cockatoo, whom I have a hate/hate relationship with. - TopicsExpress



          

sooo I have a cockatoo, whom I have a hate/hate relationship with. I hate him and he hates me hating him lol well I tell him hes a prick everyday and I have left his cage door open in the hope he will fly away and live with his mates but noooooo the fkr is immortal - why you ask? Well I come home today and the HUGE birdcage we have him in which is firkin heavy is rolled over near the fence from this wind. I looked, got a slight flutter in my heart and hopefulness in my eyes as I see it upside down and door wide open, we run over to the cage - and there he is - staring at me with his black beady little turdy eyes just gloating that he is still alive!!!!! THIS BIRD IS GONNA HAUNT ME FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE! Stoopid bird
Posted on: Fri, 18 Jul 2014 08:56:51 +0000

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