sup yo! ;) Laughing Hysterically Bob is a regular guy out at a local bar One night having a good time, Jack, the bartender and owner of the bar, offered him another drink. As he served the drink Bob spoke up. Hey Jack, youre a betting kinda man arent ya? Maybe Bob, what did ya have in mind? Well Jack, Ill bet you $1,000 that I can put a shot glass at the end of your bar and piss into it without spilling a drop. Jack thought to himself, This guy must be a complete moron! Theres no way he is gonna make that. This is gonna the easiest grand Ive ever made. So the bartender says, Okay Bob. Youre on. Jack walked down to the other end of the bar and positioned a shot glass on the end. He walked back behind the bar and said, Okay Bob, Lets see what you got. Bob unzipped his fly and staring pissing all over the walls, over the bar top, all over the bottle of booze, and all over Jack. Jack roared with laughter and almost fell over. Afterwards he noticed that Bob was sitting at the bar smiling. What are you smiling at jackass? You just lost $1,000! Well Jack, ya see that guy over there in the cowboy hat writing out a check? Yeah, what about him? Well I just bet him $10,000 that I could piss all over your bar, your walls AND you, and not only wouldnt you be mad...you would laugh hysterically about it. :D :v :P
Posted on: Fri, 29 Aug 2014 01:41:04 +0000
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