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this is a long one ... but funny if you have the time..... back in the 80s before Eddie Murphy hit it big in movies ... he did stand up .... one of his most famous acts was about his new car... it went like this ... I just bought a new car.it is a 280ZX.... my new car talks to me .... I get it ... stick the key in ... it says... Lights are on!... I got in it the other day... I stuck the key in ... it said... somebody stole your battry!..{ his slang}... I suggest we go get the ... and at this point he used some ugly words.... well this morning... I went out to crank my car... and the sucker talked to me too... now she has never done this .. so it was a shock.... I pushed the start button.... she said ... GIRL TAKE YOUR FAT SELF BACK IN THE HOUSE..... IT IS TOO DANG COLD TO GO ANYWHERE.... !!!!!
Posted on: Thu, 08 Jan 2015 14:34:33 +0000

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