wow... i knew the deer living in town werent scared of people.. they just look at you and go back to grazing.. but a few minutes ago.. i heard a crash in the carport...so i jump up to go investigate.. and its this huge racoon tipped over the garbage can.. well when i flung open the door it kinda startled it, and it took off running, well kinda jogging, but stopped at the edge of the carport, looked back at the garbage can.. started to come back.. while i was still standing there at the door, so i say to him " dude!! you dont see me standing here!!?? are you blind??" and it stops and looks up at me for a few seconds as if its sizing me up, and then proceeds to come closer towards the garbage can, then i say " oh seriously, your gonna look me up and down like that, and come right back in here??" and then it stands up on its back legs, like its about to box me or something... then.. i say.. "oh ok. your gonna be a bad ass like that huh, you just wait right there, ill be right back you little shit.." and went to get a gun, but then when i came back and opened the door quitetly it was already gone.. i was like "hey" ... "hey !!"... "where you at?? " "i got something for you little cocky ass" but i couldnt find it. . thats either a really smart raccoon or really dumb... could go either way..
Posted on: Fri, 12 Jul 2013 05:32:03 +0000
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