*-- Top Ten Things To Do While Giving Blood --* 10. Watch the bag fill. 9. Hyperventilate. 8. Pull the tube out of the bag and drink from it. 7. Race to see who fills their bag first (requires two or more people). 6. Puncture the bag near the top and see whether they pull the needle out of your arm before the blood squirts out. 5. While theyre not looking, substitute a bag of orange liquid and complain they gave you too much Tang. 4. Insist that you want to give 2 pints. 3. Faint. 2. Tell them you saw the bag twitch. 1. Yell, Hey, you used that needle on the last guy! SOme of my favorite people with quotes: The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. --Albert Einstein If you would win a man to your cause, first convince him that you are his sincere friend. --Abraham Lincoln Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. --Mark Twain
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