- DAILY JOKE :- * BLONDE ROAD CROSSING Q: Why did the blonde cross the road? A: I dont know, and neither does she. - WORK JOKES :- * IT WAS SO COLD TODAY I SAW A LAWYER WITH HIS ... It was so cold today I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets. * THE LAWYER TOO BIG TO BURY Q: Did you hear about the dead lawyer who was too big to fit in a coffin? A: They gave him an enema and buried him in a shoebox * MICROSOFT AND A HALTER TOP Q: What do Microsoft and a halter top have in common? A: Both offer very little support! * LAWYER MINIVAN TRAGEDY Q: Four lawyers drive a minivan over a cliff. Whats the tragedy? A: The minivan couldve held eight lawyers. * CORPORATE BOOTY CALL... INTERNAL TRANSFER Id like to make an internal transfer. * SPECIAL LAWYER TREATMENT A lawyer dies and goes to the end of a long line at the Pearly Gates. To his surprise, St. Peter leaves his desk, walks over and greets him warmly. An angel takes the lawyer by the hand, guides him to the front of the line and settles him into a comfortable chair. The lawyer says, I appreciate all this attention, but what makes me so special? St. Peter replies, Well, weve added up all the hours that you billed your clients, and by my calculation, you must be about 193 years old! * SHEEP HERDER ON TRIAL The strident prosecutor begins: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the State will prove that this defendant did in fact discard his breeches and insert his member into the innocent sheep; that he did ejaculate into said sheep and remove his member, whereupon this sheep turned around and licked his member clean. Then one member of the jury turned and whispered to the other juror and said, The good ones will do that you know. * TONY BROWN: TROY AIKENS CONTRACT Idve said, How much you want, Troy -- $12 million? You crazy? Wait a minute, let me look -- alright, Im gonna give you $12 million, but when the game starts, all youre gonna have is a center and a wide receiver. You say you want some blocking? You got enough money; you better get some. * LAWYER IN A TREE Q: How do you get a lawyer down from a tree? A: Cut the rope.
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