- Oh, hi Doggie! Why you sneeze? Why Doggie sneeze? - She just woke up. She always sneezes when she wakes up. - What? No, you place must be dusty. You clean you place when you done walk Doggie. - Um, okay. - Here Doggie (pulls bacon out of some portal to a bacon filled dimension that she has encased in the sleeves of her jacket). - Why you look so skinny? - Um, I dont know? Im a little more active I guess. Thanks? - (Swears in an Asian language) Stupid Boy, you need eat more! Here (pulls out some still hot cooked duck from a cooked duck pocket dimension that she keeps in her sleeve, presumably next to the bacon dimension), you eat this. - Oh... Okay, thanks. - (Loud Asian swearing) NO NOT ON STREET WITH FINGERS! YOU GO HOME EAT THIS! (more Asian swearing) Gah! I have discovered Im not a fan of duck. I can eat it, but it reminds me sort of the dark turkey meat, bit of it were cooked at a burger joint.
Posted on: Wed, 21 May 2014 22:15:34 +0000
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