1 * Accept the fact that some days youre the pigeon, and some days youre the statue! 2 * Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. 3 * Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. 4 * Drive carefully... Its not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker.. 5 * If you cant be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. 6 * If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. 7 * It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. 8 * Never buy a car you cant push. 9 * Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you wont have a leg to stand on. 10 * Nobody cares if you cant dance well. Just get up and dance. 11 * Since its the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late. 12 * The second mouse gets the cheese. 13 * When everythings coming your way, youre in the wrong lane. 14 * Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live. 16 * Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once. 17 * We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull. Some have weird names and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box. 18 * A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour. 19 * Have an awesome day and know that someone has thought about you today. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY 20 *Save the earth..... Its the only planet with chocolate!
Posted on: Wed, 30 Oct 2013 04:06:19 +0000
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