1. Facebook founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalised with serious injury… Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook. 2. Google can never find Rajinikanth because you don’t find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you. 3. NASA has shut down since Rajnikanth has bought all its rockets for diwali!!! 4. Rajnikant did what even the U.S Army couldn’t. End Iran! 5. Rajnikanth ate the missing piece of Apple logo. 6. Death once had a near Rajnikanth experience. 7. Viagra needs Rajnikanth. 8. When Rajnikanth does push-ups he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the earth down. 9. Rajnikanth can write on a READ ONLY file. 10. Rajnikanth knows what came first- the egg or chicken. 11.This is for all the CID fans. Rajnikanth once taught a kid how to open a door without ringing a door bell…that kid has grown up and has become inspector Daya from CID. 12. Rajnikanth can divide by zero. 13. Rajnikanth can count to infinity he has already done it twice. 14. Rajnikanth can slam a revolving door. 15. Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced. 16. Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through. 17. Rajnikanth can drown a fish. 18. Rajnikanth once kicked horse in the chin, now its descendants are called Giraffe. 19. Rajnikanth makes onions cry. 20. Rajnikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Posted on: Mon, 07 Oct 2013 18:41:20 +0000
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