1. I told my primary 7 teacher Mrs Morgan I was half Pakistan as - TopicsExpress



          

1. I told my primary 7 teacher Mrs Morgan I was half Pakistan as my Grandad met my Granny when he flew over here in the Army and she believed me 😂 total lies! 2. When I was a wean I had an imaginary friend called Hib who used to eat jam and convinced me to eat soap powder 🍓 3. I smell cutlery before I eat and have been known to fling copious amounts of forks on the ground in restaurants to get new ones as I think they smell like wet dogs 🐶🍴 4. My goal in life is to work with Animals and I will achieve it 👍 🐶🐼🐘🐴🐯🐨🐺 5. I am a fully qualified Hairdresser 💇 6. I ran upto my Dad in Airdrie and slapped his head whilst shouting Slaphead then ran away when I realised it was indeed just a bald man. 👨 7. Im planning on going 3 holidays this year and saving for a mortgage with my boyfriend which I will have by the end of 2015! 🏡🌅
Posted on: Fri, 23 Jan 2015 20:19:04 +0000

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