1. If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor. After marriage, you cant even change a TV channel... 2.Normally a man speaks 25000 words a day and a woman speaks 30000. But the problem starts when the husband comes home from work after finishing his 25000 words and the wife is just getting started with her 30000! 3.Listening to wife is like reading the terms & conditions of a website. You don’t understand it but you still accept it. 4.Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband; the poor king can take only one step at a time .... While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes. 5.All Men are Brave, Horror Movies dont scare them.... But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ...surely does 6.Whats Checkmate? You tell your wife “I saw a lady, looked exactly like you & wife asks WAS SHE HOT..?? You can’t say No and you can’t say Yes – now that’s Checkmate!
Posted on: Mon, 08 Sep 2014 13:09:40 +0000