>10 BASIC RULES 4 MAKHWAPHENI >1. Do not expect commitment - I have no intention of leaving my wife for you, don’t even suggest it. Divorce is costly and you aren’t worth the cost. >2. We are not to be seen together in public – Dinners at your favourite restaurant are out of the question. In this town I’m known as a faithful, family man and I’d like to keep it that way. >3. Do not discuss me with your friends - We both know they are gossips, I have no intentions of becoming a trending topic on twitter. >4. Don’t ask me for money - I’m not an ATM. When we met uthe u-independant angithi. Your rent, car installment, hairdresser bills, etc are none of my business. >5. My family is off limits – Don’t quiz me about my wife and kids. All you need to know about them is that they exist and that they should never find out about your existence. >6. Should you mysteriously- miss your period, contact your pharmacist or gynaecologist, I have no interest in your menstrual cycle. >7. Do not call, text or email me after 5pm weekdays and don’t contact me during the weekend, for obvious reasons. >8. Certain days of the year are reserved for my family. These include (but aren’t limited to) christmas, valentine’s day, birthdays and anniversaries. >9. Do not burden me with your emotional baggage, don’t call me to talk about your ‘feelings’ that’s what your gay/lesbianfriends are for. >10. Don’t contact me on any social networking site - petty gossip and self righteous quotes aren’t worth risking my marriage. > >Bonus rule don’t tell me I love you we both know is my everlasting appetite for beautiful women ok
Posted on: Tue, 16 Jul 2013 19:30:12 +0000
Trending Topics
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015