This is a public service announcement: Requests of a pizza delivery driver 1. Yes its raining, no its not hilarious 2. If your house doesnt have a number please provide me with better directions than. by the big tree. 3. If your house does have a number, make sure you provide me with the CORRECT number of your own house so I dont go to the wrong house!! 4. And this is to all the men out there. When answering the door. Please wear clothing, you might be proud of your body, but that Austin Powers shag rug of chest hair doesnt look as good as you think it does. And to the gentlemen with the tattoo on his chest stating Only God can judge me, well the jolly bearded man on the fluffy cloud is judging you and he requests you put on a god damn shirt! 5. And I cannot stress this enough, Do not, I repeat DO NOT attempt to engage me in a conversation about Halal meat, Just because you read the article in the sun or the daily mail or whatever piss-rag of an excuse for journalism better suited for toilet paper, doesnt mean you have a clue what youre talking about!! Thankyou for your time, and enjoy your pizza. Richard, your soaked friendly neighbourhood delivery driver.
Posted on: Sun, 27 Jul 2014 21:48:21 +0000
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