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Dear Uber Driver: A multiple choice quiz. Please select the appropriate response. A young female is riding in your car. It is night time. You should ------ A. Upon entering the vehicle her that she, Smells great, exactly like my ex girlfriend! B. Say, Were taking a short cut, so dont get scared, its just a shortcut. C. Ask if the place youre taking her is where she lives, and if she lives with a special someone. D. Ask her out. Repeatedly. Be sure to announce your proclivity for pretty little blonde things. E. Lament her response by clearly texting something nasty about her to your friend. Or exchange recipes. Whatever it is youre doing, be sure to do it whilst driving and staring intently at your passenger in the rearview mirror. F. All of the above! YOLO! Cuz beeches, theyre all the same, AMIRITE? G. NOPE. NOPE. None of the above, as that is some straight up Buffalo Bill ish right there.
Posted on: Thu, 20 Nov 2014 19:53:24 +0000

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