10 reasons to re access a relationship: 1. When you arrive at his house there is a full bottle of vodka-when you go to sleep you see it is empty. You only had one martini........ 2. You wake up in the morning to see him drooling on his pillow. 3. You no longer go out for dinner instead he opts for lunch or early bird specials. The last time he drove home from dinner the car was headed towards the ocean-you are the only Jew saying four Hail Marys when you arrive home. 4. You are sitting out at his pool when he hands you a razor and says shave my back-only the greys. 5. You are sitting on the couch with him and he gives you that look.....then he pulls out his blood pressure cuff. 6. Things get hot and heavy-he reaches for the cuff again-hes still alive. 7. You cant sleep his snoring is so loud you can hear it as you walk downstairs. You still hear it as you enter the garage. 8.You have terrible nightmares all night. You wake up and realize the nightmare is next to you. 9. You go on a trip and he brings more clothes than you and brings books with him. 10. Every day you hear the same I was successful in the 70s and 80s thinking cant I just record it and play it back for you while you are watching buying Alaska, how its made and children that kill.
Posted on: Mon, 10 Mar 2014 12:06:32 +0000
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