10 things I hate about you. You ride BART and you take up the next seat with your purse or backpack and I cant sit down. Next time, Im just sitting on it, Hope nothing breaks. Youre so engaged by your phone that you bump into me on the street. Im having a coat made of razor sharp daggers. Hope it doesnt cut you. Youre an Alaskan cruise that I want to go on, but cant afford. Youre Republican. Youre me and you post things that require your mother to call you and suggest that you really shouldnt be on Facebook. Youre California and you spend most of your time doing everything in your power to ban cigarette smoking while you spend the rest of your time trying to legalize marijuana. Youre a Muslim fanatic who thinks its OK to shoot cartoonists. Youre a smug Berkeley liberal who actually thinks Whole Foods is progress. You watch FOX. Youre not on board with the idea that love is the only thing thats going to save us all.
Posted on: Fri, 09 Jan 2015 04:15:03 +0000
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