#1045 Guys, Im a little embarrassed to be making this confession, - TopicsExpress



          

#1045 Guys, Im a little embarrassed to be making this confession, but here goes. I was reading a copy of India After Gandhi by Ramachandra Guha in the lending library. The book is astoundingly long and boring and has about 5 pictures in its 5 million pages. Being bored, I naturally sought entertainment. Suddenly the hottest girl in Xaviers walked past me. The mere fact that she was in the library turned me on, in addition to which she was wearing harem pants. It was a lonesome monsoon afternoon, and she sat opposite me. I knew I didnt have a shot, but she looked to good to waste the opportunity. So..erm.. I started masturbating. And I ejaculated I believe somewhere between the chapters dealing with Indira and Rajiv Gandhi (No, this is not PR for Modi). I request none of you to borrow the book from the lending library because: 1. Duh. 2. It sucks. That is all. Admin- Oh Dear. I think I just read that book. :/
Posted on: Mon, 17 Mar 2014 06:54:40 +0000

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