13th and final day. Well after my surprise eviction last night today I set off on the long and emotional journey home. Ive managed to see most of my new friends to say my goodbyes. Pill poppin peta called, a teary event as pat bunah is no longer talking to him after monday due to the rip in his slacks. Loony lenny couldnt make it as caravan carol from cayton is on maternity so hes been promoted to van sales. Helga the ss nurse called and nearly broke my spine while canula ken from clitheroe came in armed with a mallet. Helga sorted him tho. Dj dan popped in to apologise for the two fatalaties but junky jerry was right behind him with the news that it wasnt the cilit bang that made there hearts go boom. no apparently they both had new pacemakers fitted in a closing down sale at kwik fit near halfords. It was part of a dodgy batch so mick the mechanic from micklefield has been taken into custody. Well alls well that ends well even trev the tranny changed his ways hes just bought some mens clothes but still cant get the 1d shirt off him. Percy the punk is now writing childrens short stories about his adventures treasure seeking in an aquarium Finally I gave klepto kev a bell, well he would only have nicked it. So I will sign off now. Thanks for listening. Barry x. Ps ive had to put The Jam reformation off. Sorry
Posted on: Wed, 11 Sep 2013 08:13:28 +0000
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