15 ‘Laws’ Of Children’s Amateur Football: 1. The owner of the ball decides who plays. 2. The fattest kid is forced to be the goalie. 3. Penalties awarded only if the injured player curses a lot. 4. No time limit: the match only ends, when everyone gets tire (see item 10 for exception). 5. No matter how many goals you score, the winner will be determined by the last team to score. 6. No referee and linesmen. You can run with the ball even behind the goal post. 7. If you do not participate in repairing the ball, you may be banned from a match. 8. If you are picked last, you are a loser. 9. The guy who was not selected to a team must fetch the ball, recover it when it gets struck on a tree, under a car and etc. In this case the guy has to chance to play in the next game. 10. The game is over, when the owner of the ball gets annoyed. 11. A team can change a goalkeeper in case of a penalty. 12. The most skilful player gets automatic selection. 13. You are automatically disqualified if you buy some food or drinks and do not share them with the owner of the ball. 14. If you get injury, you are on your own. 15. Both of the teams can swap players, even in the middle of the match. Have you ever experienced some of these rules, or could you add yours to the list? Shall FIFA adopt any of them? Support the Super Eagles at the 2014 FIFA Wolrd Cup together with NaijaOnPoint!
Posted on: Sat, 21 Jun 2014 22:00:11 +0000