20 Reasons Why Bikes Are Better Than Women: 1. Bikes curves never sag. 2. Bikes dont get pregnant. 3. You can ride a Bike any time of the month. 4. You can kick your Motorbike to wake it up. 5. You can share your Bike with your friends. 6. If your Motorbike makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler. 7. Bikes dont care how many other Bikes you have ridden. 8. If your Bike goes flat, you can fix it. 9. You dont have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Bike. 10. If you say bad things to your Bike, you dont have to apologize before you ride it again. 11. You can ride a Bike as long as you want and it wont get sore. 12. Bikes are always up for a ride. 13. Your Bike never wants a night out alone with other Bikes. 14. Its always ok to use tie downs on your Bikes. 15. Bikes dont mind you buying Bike mags. 16. Bikes dont get headaches. 17. You can ride your Bike the first time you meet it without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother. 18 .The only protection you need is a decent helmet. 19. Your Bike doesnt mind you talking to your friends about your rides. 20. You can leave your Bike outside when you go to a friends house.
Posted on: Sat, 29 Nov 2014 10:10:50 +0000
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