4 sardaro ne mil ke petrol pump khola 1 bhi customer nai aaya - TopicsExpress



          

4 sardaro ne mil ke petrol pump khola 1 bhi customer nai aaya ..Kyun..? petrol pump was on 1st floor.. Chal ek aur... Fir charo ne usi floor pe restuarent khola. 1 bhi customer nahi.. Kyu..? petrol pump ka board nai hataya.. Chal ek aur... Fir charo ne 1 taxi li. 1 bhi sawari nahi. Kyu..? 2 sardar aage and 2 piche baith ke sawari dhund rahe the.. Chal ek aur... Taxi kharab ho gayi. Charo ne khub dhakka lagaya. but taxi wahi ki wahi...Kyu..? 2 aage se and 2 piche se dhakka de rahe the.. Chal ek aur.... Fir charo ne 1 bachhe ko kidnap kiya. Bachhe ko kaha ghar ja apne baap se 5 lac rs le ke aa. warna tujhe maar denge. Bachha ghar gaya aur uske papa ne paise de bhi diye....Kyu..? bachhe ka bap bhi sardar tha...! Plz phone mat fek dena Note: The character of this joke is fake. Real life se inka koi lena dena nahi h! American Soch : Hum chaand par pahunch gaye, ab next kya karein? Chinese Soch : We r capturing 90% market share, how to capture d rest of it? Indian Soch : 12 baje light gayi thi aur 2 baje aayi thi,fir 4 baje gayi aur 6 baje aayi, iska matlab ab 8 baje fir jayegi,fatafat motor chalakar paani bhar lo.
Posted on: Thu, 03 Oct 2013 06:11:13 +0000

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