5 Doctors and 5 Engineers are travelling by rail from Pune to Mumbai. They gather at Pune Railway Station. Both groups desperately try to prove their superiority. SCENE 1 (PUNE-MUMBAI): -------------------------------------- 5 Engineers buy only 1 ticket, and 5 doctors buy 5 tickets. doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come When TC arrives, all 5 Engineers get into one toilet, so when TC knocks, one hand comes out with the ticket and the TC goes away. On the return journey, they dont get a direct train to Pune, so both group decide to take a passenger train till Lonavala, from there they can easily get a Local Train to Pune. SCENE 2 (MUMBAI-LONAVALA): -------------------------------------------- Doctorss decided, This time, we will prove that we are smarter. 5 doctors buy 1 ticket, Engineers dont buy any ticket at all ! TC arrives All doctor IN ONE TOILET. ALL Engineers IN THE OPPOSITE TOILET. One Engineer gets out and knocks the door of doctor toilet. One doctors hand comes out with the tickets, Engineer takes the ticket and enters toilet. TC drives out all the doctor from the toilet, And they are heavily fined. SCENE 3 (LONAVALA): ------------------------------- Now, both the groups are at LONAVALA Railway Station. Doctors are planning their move for a last chance, They board the local train to Pune. This time, doctors decide that they will play the same (1 ticket) trick. ALL doctors take 1 ticket Engineers buy 5 tickets. TC Comes. All Engineers show their tickets, AND Doctors are still searching for toilet in the Local train!!!!! Conclusion: Technically intelligent people are geniuses, Dont mess with Engineers. Funny Facts About Engineers 1. For engineers every course 📕apart from engineering📚 is easy 2. An engineer has the power of getting up😴 at 9.25am and reaching the class at 9.30 am.⏰ 3. T-shirt and jeans👖 are engineers national dress and Maggi is the national food. 4. A normal person will fix📌 the broken things but an engineer will first break a thing and then he would fix it.🔧 5. An engineer can build a car, spaceship and they even can make time machine. However, he just can’t build a relationship with a girl. 6. An engineer doesnt care for the rise in price💸 of petrol or gold but he gets mad when cigarette costs Rs.8.0 instead of 7.0 7. An engineer loves to solve a problem. If there is no problem, then he will create📥 one and would start solving it.📤 8. An engineer can derive any relation just give them the final expression 9. Are you made of copper(CU) and tellurium(TE), because you’re CUTE This is how engineers flirt 10. An engineers’s worst nightmare is teacher taking the class but not taking the attendance. 11. An engineer can finish his syllabus📓 in one night. 12. An Engineer knows nothing, but only an Engineer knows this.😎 13. An Engineer will never sleep😴 in night and will never wake up in morning. 14. An Engineer is the most innocent person in front of his parents.👪 15. Never argue with an engineer because arguing👥 with Engineers is like killing the mosquito🐜 on your cheek, you might or might not kill it, but you’ll end up slapping yourself. 16. The most common dialogue on the opening day of an engineering college is, “Bhai, iss saal bhi koi khaas ladkiya nahi hain!” 17. No one can speak better English than an engineer who is having bottle of beer🍺 in his hand. 18. There is always a hidden folder📁 in engineers laptop... Gd nyt Frnds ....
Posted on: Thu, 24 Jul 2014 18:56:23 +0000
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