A 16 year old Jamaican girl tells father she’s missed her period for the last 2 months and the father takes her to the clinic to get a pregnancy test. Confirming his worst fears, the test is positive. Swearing & shouting, the mom says, “Mi waa know a which man do dis 2 you, weh him deh a gwine chop him up!” The daughter makes a phone call & 10 minutes later a BMW X6 pulls up outside. A well dressed man gets out in his Armani suit & knocks on the door. He sits in the living room with the family and says, “I am sorry for all the shame and misery i caused you and your family, your daughter has informed me of the situation. I can’t marry her because of my family situation but I will take charge. If a girl is born I will give her a retail store, a townhouse, a beachfront villa & $5 million in a bank account. If its a boy he will get a factory & a $10 million in his bank account. But if there is a miscarriage what do you suggest I do?” The father places his hand firmly on the mans shoulder and replies, “breed her again".
Posted on: Wed, 04 Sep 2013 01:34:18 +0000
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