A 16-year old girl introduces her boyfriend to her parents... AMERICAN ASPECT..... GIRL: (smiling).. Hi mum, hi dad.. This is Ben, my boyfriend...um actually weve been dating for like 3yrs now. Hes so cute and romantic (excited) BEN: (smiling too) nice to meet you (shakes the parents) FATHER: You are most welcome.. Hope your taking care of my lil girl? She all Ive gat. BEN: Of course. MOTHER: Please stay for dinner. BEN: Id love to. Thanks. * * * NIGERIAN ASPECT: Girl: Papa, mama, meet James,(reluctantly) my boyfriend... Hes the son of Mazi Ogidi, the clay pot maker in Oduala village. He has small Chemist store at Eke market... FATHER: (says nothing but goes inside the bedroom) MOTHER: (shouting) So young man. You want to make my daughters life miserable.. Abi? JAMES: sorry maam.. I love your.... MOTHER: ewoooo! U what? (Drags her daughters ear aside and whisper into that same ear shes holding) has dis boy ever seen ur undies? GIRL: (in pain) awwww! Yes... I mean no... FATHER: (Runs out with a gun and fires a bullet at the air) James: (Runs for his life) (Proudly 9ja
Posted on: Fri, 25 Jul 2014 09:34:06 +0000
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