A CONSERVATIVE PATRIOT PASSED AWAY AND THE NEXT THING HE KNEW, HE WAS STANDING BEFORE THE PEARLY GATES OF HEAVEN. AFTER WHAT SEEMED TO BE A COUPLE MOMENTS, HE WAS MET BY SAINT PETER WHO QUICKLY WELCOMED HIM THEN USHERED INTO A ROOM FULL OF CLOCKS. HE LOOKED AROUND IN AMAZEMENT THEN FINALLY HAD TO ASK SAINT PETER THE PURPOSE FOR ALL THE CLOCKS? SAINT PETER THEN CAREFULLY EXPLAINED THAT EACH CLOCK WAS REPRESENTATIVE OF A PERSON ON EARTH, PAST AND PRESENT. SAINT PETER POINTED AT ONE CLOCK AND STATED THAT IT WAS MOTHER THERESAS CLOCK AND ONE MINUTE OF MOVEMENT REPRESENTED ONE LIE SHE HAD TOLD. MOTHER THERESAS CLOCK DISPLAYED NO MOVEMENT WHICH MEANT SHE NEVER LIED. SAINT PETER THEN POINTED TO ANOTHER AND STATED IT WAS ABRAHAM LINCOLNS CLOCK. IT HAD MOVED 2 MINUTES WHICH MEANT THAT HE HAD ONLY TOLD 2 LIES. THE CONSERVATIVE MAN STARTED WALKING AROUND AND LOOKING AT THE VARIOUS CLOCKS REPRESENTING MANY DIFFERENT PEOPLE BOTH ALIVE AND DEAD. AFTER AWHILE HE HAD ANOTHER QUESTION FOR SAINT PETER. .... HE ASKED HIM.... WHERE IS BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMAS CLOCK? SAINT PETER ANSWERED BY SAYING THAT GOD HAD MR. OBAMAS CLOCK IN HIS OFFICE AND WAS USING IT FOR A CEILING FAN. Sally Gentry Ben Reyes Thomas Tanner Jim Sprankel Sidney Highfield
Posted on: Mon, 21 Jul 2014 00:53:19 +0000
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