A Chinese gentleman and a Jewish gentleman were approaching each other , whilst walking down a country road ,Without warning ,the Jewish man suddenly picked up a large rock at the chinese guy ,hitting him on the head. The poor chinese guy was shocked , his head was bleeding, He said Wot Yoo do dat for ? The jewish guy said Thats for the bombing of Pearl Harbor ! The poor chinese chap said That was Japanese lm Chinese . The jewish guy said Chinese Japanese Whats the difference . And walked off leaving the injured guy .... A couple of days later the chinese guy , head bandaged saw the jewish guy walking across a playing field. There were some boys plying Cricket. The Chinese guy picked up a spare bat and whacked the Jewish guy over the head from behind. The Jewish guy screamed out in Pain . You Bastard! What did you that for ? The chinaman said That is for sinking the Titanic ! The jewish guy said Titanic ? That was an ICEBERG ! The chinaman said Iceberg Spielberg Goldberg Whats the fekkin Difference?
Posted on: Wed, 24 Dec 2014 16:50:27 +0000
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