A Jamaican is strolling down the street in Kingston and kicks a bottle, laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The Jamaican is stunned, and the Genie says, "Hello master, I will grant u one wish, anything u want". The Jamaican begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking rum". Finally the Jamaican says, "Is rum me like fer me drink, make me pee rum". Yeah man! The Genie grants him his wish. When the Jamaican gets home he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pees in it. He looks in the glass and its clear. The ting look like rum. The ting smell like rum. He takes a taste and it is the best rum he has ever tasted. The Jamaican yells to his wife, "Beverly, Beverly, come quick ya man". She comes running down the hall and the Jamaican takes another glass out of the cupboard and pees in it. "Drink up woman, is rum" Beverly is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best rum she has ever tasted. The two drink and party all night. The next night the Jamaican comes home from work and tells the wife to get two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to pee in the two glasses. The result is the same, the rum is excellent, and the couple drink until sun up. Friday night come, and the Jamaican comes home and tells his wife, "Beverly tek one glass and we will drink rum" His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table. The Jamaican begins to pee in the glass. When he done fill it, im wife ask, "But Winston, y is one glass tonite?" Winston raise the glass and say, "Because tonite my love, you drinking straight from de bottle.
Posted on: Wed, 24 Jul 2013 17:10:11 +0000
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