A RECIPE OF MAKING CHAPATI : ...Ok when making that thing, follow the instructions: 1. Wake up very early in the morning. 2. Make a Posta entitled MBWA KALI HAPA. KEEP OFF and go place it right at your gate. This will scare unwanted visitors and guests to think you have a fierce dog. 3.Take unga ngano, water and mix thoroughly. Ensure your charcoal jiko or the stone fire is burning. 4. Start Cooking and it should say chelelelele as you put mafuta ya kimbo sio blue band. 5. EAT the first FIVE chapatis you cook. You will just be testing whether the unga and water had combined in a suitable ratio. 6.When Your young brother comes to supervise, Send him some firewood outside. Before he comes back , Pocket TWO chapo. 7. When you hear a stranger knocking the door, shout to him loudly NOBODY IS HERE, PLEASE COME TOMORROW. 8. After you are done cooking, serve with any stew meat,chai etc. or eat it itself alone. 9. Before the visitors realize that the Chapatis are less, Start explaining to them how your CAT had stolen some without your attention. 10. Before you go to sleep, ensure you buy BALL-GUM in your little brothers presence. This will put you on the safe side while sleeping when you start crushing the Chapatis you had pocketed. He will think you are still working on the ball gum... Haiya...nipewe marks out of 30!
Posted on: Sun, 03 Aug 2014 03:56:40 +0000
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