A Sunday Chuckle Chinese Jews Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. Sid, asked Al, Are there any Jews in China? I dont know, Sid replied. Why dont we ask the waiter? When the waiter came by, Al asked him, Are there any Chinese Jews? I dont know sir, let me ask, the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen. He returned in a few minutes and said, No, sir. No Chinese Jews. Are you sure? Al asked. I will check again, sir. the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen. While he was still gone, Sid said, I cannot believe there are no Jews in China. Our people are scattered everywhere. When the waiter returned he said, Sir, no Chinese Jews. Are you really sure? Al asked again. I cannot believe there are no Chinese Jews. Sir, I ask everyone, the waiter replied exasperated. We have Orange Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews and Grape Jews, but no Chinese Jews!
Posted on: Sun, 27 Oct 2013 17:28:10 +0000
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