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A Zulu taxi driver drives into a petrol station in a fancy suburb with his Toyota Quantum... Taxi Driver: Sawubona, ngicela ungifakele iFull Tank Mtakababa(Petrol). Petrol Attendant : I only speak English sir could you please repeat that in English please. Taxi driver : Oh ok! Good morning, I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propellant of my motorized automobile , Therefore I cordially request that you transfer from your subterranean resevoir a sufficient quantity of the combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to fill the appropriate receptacle of the said means of preambullation to the brim (Petrol). Petrol attendant : Cha mfethu bengidlala, uthe ufuna ifuel enjani? Moral : Never underestimate anyone :v :v Happy Sunday my sweetys :*

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