A beer company was hiring a taster, someone to taste the beer and wine before selling out. So they placed adverts & one afternoon, a dirty, rough looking man walks into the Managers office asking to be employed. The manager tried to figure out how he could drive this man away but couldnt come up with an idea, so he decided to give the man a trial. He ordered his secretary to give the man a glass of wine, he takes a sip & said Its red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in a steel containers. Thats correct! The manager exclaimed, well give him another one lets see. So he was giving, he takes a sip again & said Its red wine, cabernet, eight years old, southwestern slope, oak barrels Incredible! said the manager. Now the manager went closer to the secretary & whispered to her saying go get some of your urine in a cup lets see if he will get that. So the man was given the cup of urine,he takes a sip, turns to the manager & said Female urine, 26years old, 2 weeks pregnant & if im not given dis job, sir i will tell your wife who is responsible for the pregnancy. What would you do if you were the manager???
Posted on: Sun, 28 Sep 2014 05:31:02 +0000
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